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Monthly Archives: May 2017

  • 7th Floor Vapes Summer SideKick Survival Guide

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    While summer doesn’t “officially” begin in 2017 until June 21st, we consider summer to have arrived when the temperatures warm up and college breaks begin. So, don’t even start with all that equinox nonsense. IT’S GETTING WARMER, OKAY?

    With that in mind, it’s time for your Ultimate Summer SideKick Survival Guide brought to you by your friendly neighborhood 7th Floor Vapes. Here are 5 tips to help you survive the summer with your SideKick.

    1. Own a SideKick

    This one may sound a BIT like a “gimme,” but a crucial first step to surviving the summer with your SideKick is to actually own a SideKick. With 6 different color choices, replaceable and rechargeable batteries, our innovative Vortex cooling chamber, and a myriad of wordplay possibilities (i.e. “Sup, ladies? Have you met my SideKick?”), this handheld wonder is the last portable vaporizer you’ll ever buy. Don’t have one? Well, click here to buy one. Go ahead, we’ll wait. You need this.

    2. Protect Your SideKick

    In the words of Gandalf the Grey, “Is it secret? Is it safe?” The secret part is up to you. But you should definitely keep your handy dandy portable vaporizer safe from the world of summer. Besides the tin storage box that came with it, our SideKick Vaporizer Storage Bag is a sweet accessory to have around. This TARDIS-esque embroidered Chambray bag is bigger on the inside! It holds your SideKick, up to 6 spare batteries, a cleaning brush, and a ton of other stuff. Plus, it totally matches your shoes.

    3. Speaking of Batteries…

    Keep that puppy ready to rock! While enjoying a nice beach day, an evening of skee-ball, an afternoon of LARPing, a sampling of hard cheeses, or a drive-in theater screening of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, there’s no greater buzzkill than dead batteries. Keep your rig ready to rock with a few spare batteries or our car charger to keep your SideKick running through your summer fun. Also, Santa Claus Conquers the Martians is a real movie. Like, somebody had to walk out of that editing room and say with a straight face, “Okay Steve, the movie is done.” You should watch it. Or don’t. Whatever.

    4. Speaking of Santa Claus Conquering Martians…

    Accessories! SideKick mouthpiece? SideKick bubbler mouthpiece? CUSTOM SideKick bubbler mouthpiece? Check, check, and CHECK. We’ve got the accessories you need to make your summer vaping a breeze. Pun intended. Our glass artisans at the Elev8 glass lab pump out some seriously awesome glass accessories for each one of the vapes in the 7th Floor Family.

    We’ve got a ton of other goodies to round out your vaping experience – from our Duff Jar and glass jars, to our character picks and high-quality grinders. And don’t even get me started on our Dime Bags, Sharice.

    5. Keep It Clean, Jelly Bean

    Let’s paint a picture. You’re on the playground, spending most of your days. Chillin’ out maxin’, relaxin’ all cool. Maybe shooting some b-ball. When a couple of guys, who are up to no good, start making trouble in your neighborhood. Your mom gets scared. Your aunt and uncle get called. It’s a bad day, right?

    Now, what if b-ball is a metaphor for your vape, and those couple of guys were really grease drippings from a delicious meat lover’s pizza and a filthy internal screen that you forgot to clean? Well, you can keep your mom from getting scared by making sure your SideKick is clean. We’re big fans of the Agent Orange and Formula 710 cleaners. And you can pick up replacement screen assemblies, screwdrivers, and any other extra parts for your SideKick here.

    The moral of the story? The world is your oyster. Survive the summer in 7th Floor style with your SideKick portable vaporizer – the ultimate portable vape for the ultimate flavor!

    Click here to learn more about Santa Claus Conquers the Martians.

  • You Should Be Cleaning Your Vaporizer

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    You wouldn’t drive your car for months on end without a little general maintenance, right? Right. And just in case you said, “wrong,” you should totally maintain your car. Oil changes are a thing. A real thing. A real actual thing.

    Just like with your car, your vaporizer from 7th Floor Vapes is a sophisticated piece of machinery that needs a little love here and there. As our fictional abuela used to say, “Treat your vape right, mijo, and your vape will treat you right.” As in all things, fictional abuela was right. Maintaining and cleaning your vaporizer will not only extend its life, it will also keep your vapor experience on the level and tasting delish.

    When it comes to cleaning your vaporizer, it’s important that you have all the right supplies. You’ve probably spent some time browsing the Accessories Section of our site. So, you already know we have everything you need for maintaining and cleaning your vaporizer. Now, you could take a wild guess as to what you should buy, how much, and how often. BUT … as always, we’ve got your back.

    If fictional abuela taught us 3 things, it’s that we should keep our vapes clean, that we should always add a teaspoon of baking soda to boiling eggs, and that we should always be on the lookout for a sweet deal. What’s a sweet deal? How about getting more than $50 worth of accessories for maintaining and cleaning your vaporizer for a mere $30 with FREE shipping? Fictional abuela would be proud of you.


    The Solution for Cleaning Your Vaporizer

    Pun intended. Our spankin' new CONSUMABOX is the ultimate accessory for your 7th Floor Desktop Vaporizer. Because there’s no better vape experience than vaping with fresh, clean gear, we’ll send you everything you need to keep it 100. Cleaning your vaporizer is a breeze with the included cotton swabs and 4oz. bottle of Agent Orange Cleaner. You also get a fresh set of screens, flavor discs, a character pick, and even 3 feet of replacement hose for your wand. Plus, a free surprise gift. What is it? AS IF. We can’t ruin the surprise.

    Now, you may be thinking, “This all sounds good, 7th Floor Vapes Blog-Writing Overlord, but…but I’ve been hurt before.” Come here, you. It’ll be okay. We can take things slow. You’re not locked into a contract. So, you can pause, restart, or cancel at your whim. Easy like Sunday morning.

    For the best taste, the longest life, and the best performance from your Super Surfer, Silver Surfer, or Da Buddha vapes, the CONSUMABOX is a must-have. Because your vape is worth it.

    Click here for more info and to order your first CONSUMABOX now.

    Until next time, Ride the Wave!

  • 6 Essential Oils Your Mom Will Love (Seriously)

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    Rick-rolling you? This close to Mother’s Day? OF COURSE we wouldn’t do that to you. This really is a 7th Floor Vapes Overlord-Certified Blog Post all about 6 essential oils your mom (or your mother figure) will totally love.

    If you’ve ever bent near a plumeria bush and taken in its gentle, tropical scent … then you’re already well acquainted with essential oils. The same compounds that give our favorite plants and herbs their scent can be harnessed from the organic material. Then, we can put it into little glass bottles and enjoy the scent of eucalyptus wherever we go. Without actually having to lug around a whole eucalyptus tree. It’s terribly convenient.

    Aside from the perfect preservation of its scent, a plant’s essential oil also contains many or all the compounds in the plant that we use for medicinal, detoxifying, relaxation, or general health purposes. Let’s run through six essential oils that will make your mummy dearest smile on Mother’s Day.


    1. Lime Essential Oil

    Known around the globe as half of the Sprite flavors and a garnish for fajitas, limes have a distinct smell and taste. Lime is a member of the citrus family. And just like the rest of the squad, limes contain high concentrations of limonene – a hydrocarbon compound that’s great for cleansing and purification. Adding a drop of lime essential oil to mom’s water will add a refreshing, stimulating burst of flavor. Or, Mom could diffuse a little lime in the aroma top of her Super Surfer. Just throwin’ that out there.


    2. Wintergreen Essential Oil

    We know what you’re thinking – “But 7th Floor Vapes blog-writing overlord, it’s not even winter!” Yes, you’re right. But in the immortal words of Eddard Stark, “Winter will be here again in a few months probs.” The solution to a lack of winter? Wintergreen, of course! This essential oil comes from the wintergreen shrub found in the rural mountains of Nepal. You’re familiar with wintergreen from gum, candies, toothpaste, and retirement homes. But what you may NOT know about wintergreen essential oil is that it’s great as a massage oil after exercise or working around the house. One note of caution, though. A little dab’ll do ya.


    3. Eucalyptus Essential Oil

    Have you ever seen a stressed-out koala? We haven’t either. That’s because there’s no such thing as a stressed-out koala. And THAT’S because this favorite food of adorable Aussie bears not only helps to cleanse the air (and even surfaces), it’s also great for relaxation. After a long day of work or chastising you about your college grades, Mom can add a few drops of eucalyptus essential oil to her bath and enjoy a clear, refreshed mind.


    4. Cinnamon Bark Essential Oil

    Since we got winter covered already, if your Mom is more of an autumn, cinnamon bark essential oil may be her favorite. We get this fragrant spice from the cinnamon tree, which actually grows to 45 feet high. Besides being a natural insect repellent, a apple pie additive, and the name of a really confusing DC comics character, cinnamon also has a whole bunch of health benefits. Mom can add a couple drops of cinnamon bark essential oil to her tea to soothe a sore throat. Or, she could diffuse it in her Silver Surfer Vaporizer to help boost her immune system. Which, in turn, is a great way to bribe her for more pies.


    5. Sweet Fennel Essential Oil

    Ahhhh. Sweet, sweet fennel. This ultra-versatile herb finds a use in Gujarati cuisine, Chinese five-spice powder, German salads, and fennel seeds are even the primary flavor component in the Italian sausage on your delicious meat lover’s pizza. So, yeah…fennel’s been around the culinary block. But it’s also been a health staple since the days of ancient Rome. Sweet fennel essential oil can help promote healthy digestion, support a healthy respiratory system, and even improve circulation. Mom will love it like she loves to remind you to put on a jacket when it’s nippy out.


    6. Ginger Essential Oil

    Sourced from Madagascar, you say? Can be used for more than just a sushi garnish? Also describes the world’s most attractive beards? Why, yes! Ginger is basically awesome. You know it’s an unique little kitchen spice. But did you know that ginger also aids in digestion? In fact, ginger essential oil can even help you with carsickness. So, if you’re taking Mom on a little road trip this Mother’s Day, she can place a drop of ginger essential oil in her hands and inhale it to keep from getting the Nissan Nausea. We just made that up, but it would be a terrible name for a car. Unless the car only had three wheels, but 4 places for wheels. Digressing…


    Of course, these are just OUR favorite essential oils for Mother’s Day and beyond. What other super-thoughtful gift could you get your super-mom? A Super Surfer Vaporizer! We know she’ll love it.

    Or, you could get your mom THIS for Mother’s Day.

    Click Here to Browse Our Selections of Essential Oils.

    Until next time, Ride the Wave!

  • The 7 Greatest Sidekicks in the Star Wars Universe

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    May the Fourth Be with You, 7th Floor Friends!

    While it may not be a national holiday (yet), we take Star Wars Day,” as it’s sometimes called, VERY seriously around here. In honor of our second-favorite holiday, and in honor of the sweet deals you can get right now on our LifeSaber and SideKick handheld vaporizers, we thought it would be a good time to unveil our unofficial list of the 7 Best Star Wars Sidekicks.

    Well, it's official to us. But it's not canon.

    Before we get started, it should be mentioned that your favorite sidekicks may not be on the list. But that’s okay! If you think we overlooked someone, tell us who you think should’ve made the cut (and why) in the comments below. You’ll also notice that there are no Jedi or Sith on the list. Wielding The Force is a pretty clear guarantee that nobody will ever really call you a “sidekick.”

    Oh and, obviously, SPOILERS AHEAD. Let’s get started!

     


     

    Number 7: Bib Fortuna

    Bib Fortuna from the Star Wars Wikia

    With a name that sounds suspiciously like a seafood pasta dish, Bib Fortuna is number 7 on our sidekick list, if not only for his blind loyalty. Bibby was right-hand man to Hutt crime boss Jabba. And it’s easy to see why. Jabba managed to find the only dude in the Outer Rim Territories who’d hit as many branches on his way down the ugly tree as Jabba himself had. Yikes.

    Cold, calculating, and disturbingly pink, majordomo Fortuna watched a young Anakin Skywalker put a pod race smack-down on Sebulba in Episode I. Then, farther into the Galactic Civil War, Bib was introduced to the next generation of Skywalkers. After watching his boss capture and enslave Princess Leia during a failed Han Solo rescue attempt, Bib Fortuna solidified his place in cinematic history as the worst door guard ever. He let Luke Skywalker into the Hutt Hut while Jabba was fast asleep. This kicked off a long string of events that lead to Jabba and Bibby both meeting an untimely end.

     


     

    Number 6: Bo-Katan

    Bo-Katan from the Star Wars Wikia.

    Bo-Katan Kryze sets the standard for badassery on her homeworld of Mandalore. One-time assistant to Governer Pre Vizsla in the Mandalorian terror cell Death Watch, Bo-Katan ended up on the right side of the history after aligning with the Jedi and even driving a power-hungry Darth Maul off her planet.

    She’s basically the Star Wars equivalent of Batman – wielding grappling hooks, dart launchers, a jetpack, and her trademark dual blaster pistols, Bo-Katan was a deadly warrior. Plus she touched a darksaber once. That’s like our dream come true.

     


     

    Number 5: Sabé

    Sabé from the Star Wars Wikia.

    This royal handmaiden to Queen Amidala makes our list of the best Star Wars sidekicks for her flawless decoy skills. Posing as the queen, Sabé tricked the Federation as Viceroy Nute Gunray offered up a treaty that would legalize their invasion. And she played the part of the Queen while negotiating with the Gungan forces, too.

    So basically, she ensured that Queen Amidala was safe in crisis situations. Which in turn meant that Amidala and Anakin could get down, which means that Luke Skywalker could be born, which means Mark Hamill could play him, which means he could get super-famous, which means he could have a Twitter account that’s super-famous, which means we could enjoy his tweets while researching articles about sidekicks.

     


     

    Number 4: BB-8

    BB-8 from the Star Wars Wikia.

    This 40lb. bundle of astromech droid awesomeness singlehandedly clued us in to the fact that The Force Awakens was going to be an awesome movie. And it’s no wonder Poe Dameron chose BB as his right-hand droid. Besides being equipped with a holoprojector, an arc welder, and a torch, BB-8 keeps a tight eye on Poe’s jacket. And it’s a fly jacket.

    BB-8 and his human, Poe, saved the day during the assault on Starkiller Base, pulling off a Skywalkeresque move that caused the planet-weapon’s core to destabilize. This lead to some pretty satisfying special effects and solidified BB-8’s place in our hearts and on this list.

     


     

    Number 3: Nien Nunb

    Nien Nunb from the Star Wars Wikia.

    Ol’ Pancake Face. Where do we even begin? Firstly, Nien gets cool points just for being loosely associated with Lando Calrissian. You don’t walk into the presence of coolness and walk away unchanged. With a storied rebellion career that spanned 3 decades, Nien Nunb was around for some of the most crucial (and awesome) moments in the entire Star Wars saga.

    He co-piloted the Millenium Falcon with Calrissian during the battle of Endor, rescued a bunch of Alderaanians, developed a serious reputation as a master smuggler, and was one of just 7 surviving X-wing pilots after the assault on Starkiller base. Plus, he looks awesome as LEGO.

     


     

    Number 2: R2-D2

    R2-D2 from the Star Wars Wikia.

    Luke’s sidekick and everyone’s favorite chirpy, ultra-handy droid Artoo managed to go his whole life with no memory wipe. This left him with an unmistakably masculine, adventurous, and fun-loving attitude. From serving the likes of Queen Amidala, Bail Organa, Anakin Skywalker, and ultimately to Luke himself, Artoo was front-and-center for many of the major moments in galactic history. As if that wasn’t cool enough, Artoo even appeared in an episode of Sesame Street in the 1970s. Unfortunately, though, Oscar didn’t pop out of Artoo. Hashtag missed opportunity.

    Artoo is often ranked as the best robot ever from film or television, even being inducted into the Robot Hall of Fame in 2003. And it’s easy to see why. His arc welder, buzz-saw, flawless hologram skills, and his confusing but ultimately useful rocket boosters helped provide a level of comic relief and relatability we’d never felt for a robot before or since. Our 3.5’ mechanical buddy has stolen a place in our hearts for good.

     


     

    Number 1: Chewbacca

    Chewbacca from the Star Wars Wikia.

    Topping our list of Star Wars Sidekicks is 7 and a half feet of brown-haired, blue-eyed awesomeness. Chewie defines the perfect sidekick to a tee – he’s loyal, tough, resourceful, a great shot, and speaks mostly in unintelligible growls and howls. Chewie has done it all - Wookie warrior, resistance fighter, pilot, smuggler, and general of Kashyyk forces alongside the legendary Master Yoda. Our favorite Wookie has played vital roles in the overthrowing of the Galactic Empire, all the while playing the perfect wing man to Han Solo. There’s a pun in there somewhere – wing man, sidekick, pilot. You get it.

    Puns aside, Chewie held his own against the nastiest baddies the galaxy had to offer with his trusty, custom bowcaster. Which is easily the coolest weapon a non-Jedi or non-Sith could ever hope to hold. Underneath his rough, hirsute exterior is the heart of a lover and a warrior. That’s why Chewie is all aces in our book!

    So how did we do? Did your favorite sidekicks make the cut? Let us know in the comments below or on social media which Star Wars sidekicks are your favorite!

     

    Click here to check out the full line of Sidekicks by 7th Floor Vapes.

    Until next time, Ride the Wave!

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